Spam

Before talk about spam, I’ll complaint about damn systems. Oh, yes: I’ve write all a great text and this damn crap didn’t save a single line! Not a single!
…Yes, I know that it has happened to more than one. I know perhaps nobody is surprised. And I know all of us have angry because of that.

…Damn systems. And damn lack of caution.

Well, I’ll try to remember how it was… Here we go.
All of us have get spam. And spam is a much bother thing… much really. I do think everybody is bothered about it. Even spammers! (by the spam which is not sended by them, of course).

It is hassling to open your mail only to find more trash than decent messages. For each “hi” of a friend, there’re 25 messages which you don’t care about and only are devouring your mail account space (not all cases, however. Some common mail servers don’t add the spam usage to the main usage...).
So, the everyday routine: you open the mail and start reading… porn, medicine savings, a pseudo prize you won in order to go to Disney, porn, a chain, another chain, porn, the JC tantra sent by him 2000 years ago even when the internet only has 50, more porn… and if you’re lucky, you’ll found a good friend message.

And I ask to myself: Is truly there someone who open and read all and each one of those bullshit? Is there someone who enters to all the porn mails he receive? …I don’t understand. Being so mucho free porn over the web, why enter to the porn sites you get by spam? Indeed, it can make troubles to you.
For example, when you’re in a cyber-coffee, at the office or at the school’s computer room… you decide to read your mail and by and accident, you open a porn mail. Unexpectedly it starts to open another and another image of naked women, sex, legs… and just when you think the worst has happened, you found a more than normal opened vagina image, which uses all the screen and suddenly, it paint itself into flesh and pink.
You decide to get down as faster as you can for not to be considered as a depraved… but as you move the cursors, a new grotesque image appears in front of you.
Get down and down. At last you get the needed “next” button just in time for let to appear an oral sex animated gif. You click quickly the “next” button in order to clear the screen… but there’re so many downloaded images and your pc don’t move!
A little anxious because of this, you decide to turn around for see if the net is still working, and you discover the guy besides you looking at the oral sex animated gif. But at least the net is still working.
Finally, the screen clears itself. You breathe and turn around again in order to notice how much it seems the others are bad thinking about you. It’s not so bad and you found another unfortunate guy having the same porn mail.
…You wait until the new web page is loaded and… surprise! The story repeats, but worst. Because now is gay porn spam.

After suffering by trying to think nobody notice the disgusting and huge male 69 gif which appeared by seconds at your screen and the disgusting love expression between 2… men, then it come your earlier friends chains.
Oh, well… at least some of nice fun.

…No, I don’t want to help an inexistence girl… because I don’t believe there’s some group tracking this fucking mail.
…No, the sex tantra doesn’t work. I’ve already test it.
…Really? This beauty girl of the classroom will look at me with beloved eyes? Will she left his extremely nice (and rich) boyfriend (and his car) for me? Oh! I can’t imagine her running to my arms saying me: “I’ve left Richard for you. Now we can love us forever, Cletus. I don’t care you are ugly, poor and you walk instead of drive”.
He he he he… I think it’s a little impossible. But spam is like this.

Bad liers

(After 4 months of absense…)

Really, I haven’t noticed some recently. But this is something that disturbs me too. By first instance, all of us lie. Is there somebody who hasn’t lied? Or, if we want to appear “ethical”, is there somebody who hasn’t hid a truth?
Na. All of us lie… and the one who doesn’t will be a fucking saint. But it doesn’t matter. All of us have done it even in a small way. I don’t know if it’s part of human nature or what the hell. But all of us do it. Of course, there’re some who make it frequently than others. And there’re some who are amazing at lying time.

But bad liars… Well, those are who definitively don’t know to lie. And that’s not something all must know, but lying can be a genuine art. A friend of mine says “the bad liar is the one who doesn’t remember his own lies”. And that’s truth… but not only that. A bad liar is the one who doesn’t know to dissimulate and the one who doesn’t have confidence over himself too.
I don’t like to lie; by the opposite, I prefer to be sincere… But sometimes it’s convenient; convenient because you save a scold, because you save a sermon, or because you save great deals. However, if you lie in order to save a trouble, a lie won’t be enough, but you’ll need to have an advanced solution before the problem can’t be controlled. And if you decide to lie in the point of no return you’re fucked because, besides of incompetent, you’ll be a liar… And that’s a stigma which, even all of us have, some know how to dissimulate it… and others wouldn’t avoid its notoriety.

So I’m disturbed about bad liars. I think that if you’re going to say a lie, you must know how to say it: You can’t doubt. You must be confident of yourself. And, most important: you can’t forget it. If you said a lie you must remember it at least the enough time the rest need to forget “that day”. But you never know who has enough memory to remember it. So you can’t forget it. And neither is convenient to have a said lies log. So, if you’re going to say a lie, hope you have good memory or you’ll be fucked.

But this is not a damn lying tutorial! This is a complaint, ok?

For example; to have a lover (don’t look me like that, I’m not even married). Why people endeavor of having lovers? Men are bad enough trying to hide it. Women are generally good, but that’s another story. Normally, men lie saying “I was late at the office” (yes, but they never say the secretary too) or “I had a dinner with the boss” (and the wife didn’t know his husband boss were another woman) or bullshit like that. But those are awful pretexts! All of us know that. Especially when the day you were late you use more perfume than always, or you cut off faster the phone call with your wife. There are many guys who have a lover. There’re some who are discovered and those who never are find with another woman. Why? Because they know how to lie! That’s why!

So, if you’re a bad liar and you decide to have a lover, you don’t have 2 women: you’ve 2 problems. And it’s worst if your lover doesn’t know you’re married… Then you’ve 4 problems! If you’ve a lover and you know how to lie… hope you’re ingenious enough for it.
The problem indeed don’t is having a lover. But to have one and taking time deserved from your wife. Why she deserves it? Because you marry she and you’re being adulterous. On the other side, if you’ve a possessive lover, you’re fucked. Because both they will ask you time. You’ll spent money on them. And both will ask your care. Both will leave their fragrance over your body. And both will ask you not to wrong at naming each one (not directly, of course… but you’ll have a problem if you wrong)… and an enormous etcetera.

Of course, my suggestion would be “don’t have a lover”. Even more: don’t say lies. But if you’re so hot you can’t avoid a lover need because your woman has a headache everyday, start thinking if she isn’t a good liar.
Whatever… today’s suggestion is “don’t be a bad liar”. That isn’t just a trouble. That’s pathetic. If you don’t know lie, don’t do it.