Spam

Before talk about spam, I’ll complaint about damn systems. Oh, yes: I’ve write all a great text and this damn crap didn’t save a single line! Not a single!
…Yes, I know that it has happened to more than one. I know perhaps nobody is surprised. And I know all of us have angry because of that.

…Damn systems. And damn lack of caution.

Well, I’ll try to remember how it was… Here we go.
All of us have get spam. And spam is a much bother thing… much really. I do think everybody is bothered about it. Even spammers! (by the spam which is not sended by them, of course).

It is hassling to open your mail only to find more trash than decent messages. For each “hi” of a friend, there’re 25 messages which you don’t care about and only are devouring your mail account space (not all cases, however. Some common mail servers don’t add the spam usage to the main usage...).
So, the everyday routine: you open the mail and start reading… porn, medicine savings, a pseudo prize you won in order to go to Disney, porn, a chain, another chain, porn, the JC tantra sent by him 2000 years ago even when the internet only has 50, more porn… and if you’re lucky, you’ll found a good friend message.

And I ask to myself: Is truly there someone who open and read all and each one of those bullshit? Is there someone who enters to all the porn mails he receive? …I don’t understand. Being so mucho free porn over the web, why enter to the porn sites you get by spam? Indeed, it can make troubles to you.
For example, when you’re in a cyber-coffee, at the office or at the school’s computer room… you decide to read your mail and by and accident, you open a porn mail. Unexpectedly it starts to open another and another image of naked women, sex, legs… and just when you think the worst has happened, you found a more than normal opened vagina image, which uses all the screen and suddenly, it paint itself into flesh and pink.
You decide to get down as faster as you can for not to be considered as a depraved… but as you move the cursors, a new grotesque image appears in front of you.
Get down and down. At last you get the needed “next” button just in time for let to appear an oral sex animated gif. You click quickly the “next” button in order to clear the screen… but there’re so many downloaded images and your pc don’t move!
A little anxious because of this, you decide to turn around for see if the net is still working, and you discover the guy besides you looking at the oral sex animated gif. But at least the net is still working.
Finally, the screen clears itself. You breathe and turn around again in order to notice how much it seems the others are bad thinking about you. It’s not so bad and you found another unfortunate guy having the same porn mail.
…You wait until the new web page is loaded and… surprise! The story repeats, but worst. Because now is gay porn spam.

After suffering by trying to think nobody notice the disgusting and huge male 69 gif which appeared by seconds at your screen and the disgusting love expression between 2… men, then it come your earlier friends chains.
Oh, well… at least some of nice fun.

…No, I don’t want to help an inexistence girl… because I don’t believe there’s some group tracking this fucking mail.
…No, the sex tantra doesn’t work. I’ve already test it.
…Really? This beauty girl of the classroom will look at me with beloved eyes? Will she left his extremely nice (and rich) boyfriend (and his car) for me? Oh! I can’t imagine her running to my arms saying me: “I’ve left Richard for you. Now we can love us forever, Cletus. I don’t care you are ugly, poor and you walk instead of drive”.
He he he he… I think it’s a little impossible. But spam is like this.